A Treatise on Poisons Heavyweight Hoodie

This design, presented to you in its unadulterated original form as a very well-worn title page, comes from a 1820 volume titled A Treatise on Adulterations of Food, and Culinary Poisons. Its extremely long subtitle ("exhibiting the fraudulent sophistications of bread, beer, wine, spirituous liquors, tea, coffee, cream, confectionary, vinegar, mustard, pepper, cheese, olive oil, pickles, and other articles employed in domestic economy, and methods of detecting them") is rivaled only by the list of the author's list of qualifications. At its center is a beautiful illustration of a human skull, intertwined snakes, and a pot or urn with the legend There is DEATH in the Pot. That's not sinister at all!

Truly an amazing gift for chefs, cooks, home brewers, bakers, charcuterie enthusiasts, or that one uncle who always mildly food-poisons everyone at the family barbecue. Don't think they'll wear it? Buy yourself one and wear it every time you go to their house!

This heavyweight hoodie is super soft, with an ultra comfortable fleece interior and a high-density cotton blend that provides warmth without being bulky. It's a terrific choice for layering, for instance when you're a little chilly or when you need to cover up all that blood you got on your t-shirt. The drawstring-adjustable hood is great for keeping warm and also concealing your identity while you're engaged in highly legal activities that absolutely do not involve black magic. And the roomy front pocket is perfect for carrying all of your essential small goods like gloves (not for doing crimes), strange books of mysterious incantations (not for doing crimes), and vials of poison (also absolutely not for doing crimes).