A Treatise on Poisons Heavyweight Sweatshirt

This design, presented to you in its unadulterated original form as a very well-worn title page, comes from a 1820 volume titled A Treatise on Adulterations of Food, and Culinary Poisons. Its extremely long subtitle ("exhibiting the fraudulent sophistications of bread, beer, wine, spirituous liquors, tea, coffee, cream, confectionary, vinegar, mustard, pepper, cheese, olive oil, pickles, and other articles employed in domestic economy, and methods of detecting them") is rivaled only by the list of the author's list of qualifications. At its center is a beautiful illustration of a human skull, intertwined snakes, and a pot or urn with the legend There is DEATH in the Pot. That's not sinister at all!

Truly an amazing gift for chefs, cooks, home brewers, bakers, charcuterie enthusiasts, or that one uncle who always mildly food-poisons everyone at the family barbecue. Don't think they'll wear it? Buy yourself one and wear it every time you go to their house!

These heavyweight sweatshirts are made of 90% US grown cotton and 10% polyester. The interior is a cozy fleece, and the ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband are a stretchy spandex blend. They are highly, extremely snuggle-able, which is great if you like snuggling, and also great if you hate snuggling but want to lure your enemies closer.