A Treatise on Poisons Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

This design, presented to you in its unadulterated original form as a very well-worn title page, comes from a 1820 volume titled A Treatise on Adulterations of Food, and Culinary Poisons. Its extremely long subtitle ("exhibiting the fraudulent sophistications of bread, beer, wine, spirituous liquors, tea, coffee, cream, confectionary, vinegar, mustard, pepper, cheese, olive oil, pickles, and other articles employed in domestic economy, and methods of detecting them") is rivaled only by the list of the author's list of qualifications. At its center is a beautiful illustration of a human skull, intertwined snakes, and a pot or urn with the legend There is DEATH in the Pot. That's not sinister at all!

Truly an amazing gift for chefs, cooks, home brewers, bakers, charcuterie enthusiasts, or that one uncle who always mildly food-poisons everyone at the family barbecue. Don't think they'll wear it? Buy yourself one and wear it every time you go to their house!

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.