A Treatise on Poisons Longsleeve Shirt

This design, presented to you in its unadulterated original form as a very well-worn title page, comes from a 1820 volume titled A Treatise on Adulterations of Food, and Culinary Poisons. Its extremely long subtitle ("exhibiting the fraudulent sophistications of bread, beer, wine, spirituous liquors, tea, coffee, cream, confectionary, vinegar, mustard, pepper, cheese, olive oil, pickles, and other articles employed in domestic economy, and methods of detecting them") is rivaled only by the list of the author's list of qualifications. At its center is a beautiful illustration of a human skull, intertwined snakes, and a pot or urn with the legend There is DEATH in the Pot. That's not sinister at all!

Truly an amazing gift for chefs, cooks, home brewers, bakers, charcuterie enthusiasts, or that one uncle who always mildly food-poisons everyone at the family barbecue. Don't think they'll wear it? Buy yourself one and wear it every time you go to their house!

This longsleeve tee is 100% cotton, with a seamless ribbed collar and tear-away label. The fit is comfortable, and the long sleeves are great for covering up those mysterious glowing tattoos that appeared on your arms last night, right after that weird old guy told you you were the 'chosen one.'