Arcane Self-Care Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

It's important to give yourself a little "me time," and indulge in some real pampering to help melt away the stresses of the day. Self-care can be as simple as an excessively long hot shower, a cup of tea and a good book, or performing arcane rituals by candlelight with your ancient tome of curses and the possessed skull of a long-dead wizard! There's nothing like a good incantation to make your worries disappear. Especially if you're hexing all of the people who are aggravating you. Not that you would. At all.

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.