Bury My Bones Among My Books Heavyweight Hoodie

There are plenty of ways to respectfully dispose of your body after death: burial, cremation, composting, a good old-fashioned Viking funeral, or even a sky burial where you're devoured by vultures! (That's living the post-life dream.) But for a book lover, there's a better way! Simply have your picked-clean bones artfully placed among the books in your library (or just your local library, I'm sure they won't mind) so that you can not only continue to be surrounded by your favorite books, but you can also personally lend some additional ambiance with your fleshless grin.

This heavyweight hoodie is super soft, with an ultra comfortable fleece interior and a high-density cotton blend that provides warmth without being bulky. It's a terrific choice for layering, for instance when you're a little chilly or when you need to cover up all that blood you got on your t-shirt. The drawstring-adjustable hood is great for keeping warm and also concealing your identity while you're engaged in highly legal activities that absolutely do not involve black magic. And the roomy front pocket is perfect for carrying all of your essential small goods like gloves (not for doing crimes), strange books of mysterious incantations (not for doing crimes), and vials of poison (also absolutely not for doing crimes).