Bury My Bones Among My Books Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

There are plenty of ways to respectfully dispose of your body after death: burial, cremation, composting, a good old-fashioned Viking funeral, or even a sky burial where you're devoured by vultures! (That's living the post-life dream.) But for a book lover, there's a better way! Simply have your picked-clean bones artfully placed among the books in your library (or just your local library, I'm sure they won't mind) so that you can not only continue to be surrounded by your favorite books, but you can also personally lend some additional ambiance with your fleshless grin.

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.