Crested Porcupine Skeletal Anatomy Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

Did you know that crested porcupines have little quills on their tails that are hollow, and when they vibrate it produces an angry warning rattle? Incredible. You'll also be pleased to learn that their skeletons are adorable, as evidenced by this absolutely fabulous illustrative etching from the 1821 masterpiece Die Vergleichende Osteologie. Artist Edouard d'Alton's rendering portrays the skeletal anatomy of the crested porcupine (Hystrix cristata) in loving detail, with a shadow of the animal's full silhouette, prickly spines, and extremely boopable nose.

This is the perfect piece for rodent enthusiasts, vulture culturists, bone collectors, osteologists, animal anatomists, zoologists, any of the ologists really, and people who just really like porcupines. We hope you're out there, thirsting for high quality porcupine apparel, and we're delighted to be able to bring it to you.

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.