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The Shrike Society

Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

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You can't win every battle, every day. Sometimes you're just going to get absolutely riddled with arrows, and that's okay. Don't let the bastards grind you down.

This design is perfect for fans of medieval history, LARPers, HEMA fighters, Renaissance Faire fiends, and generally just people who need a reminder to keep their head up. Love engaging in mock medieval battle of any kind? Maybe buy your enemies these t-shirts as a parting gift after you soundly defeat them!

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.

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