Dugong Majestic Marine Mammal Skeleton Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

You may be wondering: what exactly is a dugong? After seeing its skull you might also wonder to yourself, why is a dugong? Well, a dugong is basically a manatee, but in the ocean. (We will undoubtedly receive letters from angry dugong scientists about this oversimplification. We're sorry, dugongologists.) As for the why of dugongs, including why their crazy skulls look that absolutely wild, we don't have the answers. Not even science has the answers. (Did you guys hear something? It might have been screams of despair from dugongologists.)

This illustration depicts the majestic dugong (Dugong dugon) in a stunning vintage etched illustration by a true master of the craft, Edouard d'Alton, and was published in 1821 in Die Vergleichende Osteologie. We've added a little decorative flair, along with the book's title and the dugong's scientific name, to make it fancier.

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.