Girls Don't Want Boys Girls Want Books & Pet Dragons Vinyl Sticker

There's always so much talk about how women are incomprehensible and their wants and needs impossible to understand, but it's really pretty simple when you get right down to it. They want books. And dragons. And books with dragons in them. And probably books written by dragons? That could be a thing. Anyway, the point is that it shouldn't be that hard to figure out. Just in case though, as a public service, you should probably slap some of these stickers on your belongings so that everyone else gets the message, and thus the women of the world will receive the delightful novels and dragon eggs that they truly deserve for all applicable gift-giving occasions.

These stickers are 100% vinyl and printed with high-quality water-based latex ink; they're scratch and weather resistant, dishwasher safe, and sun and UV resistant, which means they'll hold up for years, even in the sun, rain, and snow. They're also removable with no residue, so you can reposition them if you didn't get it quite right the first time.