I Want To Steal Talking Horse Men's V-Neck

Sometimes when you're lost in the woods you meet a talking horse, and sometimes that talking horse just wants to do crimes. This vintage illustration of a horse having a nice enjoyable romp imparts a youthful and light-hearted energy to contrast with the animal's general lawlessness.

This tee is made with 100% combed ringspun cotton (except for the heather grey, which containers 10% polyester). What does that mean, exactly? That's t-shirt people speak for "it's comfy." It's pre-laundered by the manufacturer to ensure a great fit without shrinkage, and it has a tear-away label because nobody likes a scratchy collar tag.