Infernal Transit Heavyweight Zip Hoodie
Infernal Transit Heavyweight Zip Hoodie
Infernal Transit: Because when you've been told to go to Hell enough times, you start wondering about the bus schedule. (The schedule is always. The schedule is now. The schedule is "yes.")
This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.