Joust of Peace Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

This vintage illustration of a mounted knight in plate armor is accompanied by the legend "joust à plaisance". This was the "joust of peace" or "joust for pleasure," in which the contest is all in good fun, as opposed to the joust à la guerre ("joust as in war") that was a much deadlier affair. This shirt celebrates the fun and flirty side of armed combat!

It's the perfect garment for full-contact jousters, mounted combat enthusiasts, medieval reenactors, European history buffs, HEMA fighters, Renaissance Faire goers, and anybody who loves a man in... uh... uniform? Sort of?

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.