Live Laugh Leave Me Here To Die Heavyweight Zip Hoodie
Live Laugh Leave Me Here To Die Heavyweight Zip Hoodie
Live? Laugh? In this economy? Please leave us here to die instead, we are absolutely exhausted and we wish to simply lie in a crypt, slowly decaying and enjoying the general gothic ambience.
This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.