No Money No Prospects Heavyweight Zip Hoodie
No Money No Prospects Heavyweight Zip Hoodie
Of course, we've all been there: You're 27 years old, you've no money and no prospects, you're already a burden to your parents, and you're afraid. We know that even though he might not be popular in the local social scene, the guy you decided to marry is very complimentary about your boiled potatoes and he enjoys the patronage of Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and that's not nothing. We don't judge you for your decision, and we're sure you'll enjoy running your own household.
This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.