No Money No Prospects Longsleeve Shirt

Of course, we've all been there: You're 27 years old, you've no money and no prospects, you're already a burden to your parents, and you're afraid. We know that even though he might not be popular in the local social scene, the guy you decided to marry is very complimentary about your boiled potatoes and he enjoys the patronage of Lady Catherine de Bourgh, and that's not nothing. We don't judge you for your decision, and we're sure you'll enjoy running your own household.

This longsleeve tee is 100% cotton, with a seamless ribbed collar and tear-away label. The fit is comfortable, and the long sleeves are great for covering up those mysterious glowing tattoos that appeared on your arms last night, right after that weird old guy told you you were the 'chosen one.'