The Bogey Owl Support Your Local Cryptid Heavyweight Zip Hoodie

These are the facts about the Bogey-Owl: it will get little children who do not behave themselves, and has long bony fingers with which it will claw and tear them all up into pieces. It's probably lurking in the bathroom when it's dark in there at night and the door's just a little cracked. It might also be lurking in the chimney, or behind the bed, or anywhere else in the house really. It might live to be hundreds and hundreds of years old, but nobody actually knows, certainly not the little children whose bathroom it's hiding inside.

It's possible it's just a part of a little made-up story from an 1895 English children's book but what if it's not though. Just think about it. Bogey-Owl. Terrifying.

This heavyweight zip-up hoodie is made with a very fancy low-pill, high-density cotton-poly fleece, for outstanding warmth and comfort. The cuffs and waistband are a stretchy spandex-blend and it's possible that ancient incantations were spoken over them during manufacturing, but we truly can't say for sure. It has split-pouch pockets, which is handy for when you need to stuff two deadly snakes into your pockets but they don't get along, and a covered zipper for keeping out the chill, obviously. The hood is jersey-lined and offers great sun protection, not that any of you are vampires, haha, that would be super silly, but also if you have bat minions they could probably hang inside your hoodie like a little cave.